👉 A 'idwest body enhancing protective liquid' is like a fancy, overpriced, and slightly absurd concoction marketed to make your midsection look like the grandest of a cowboy's saddle, complete with all the bells and whistles of body art – except, it's mostly just a fancy, over-the-top lotion that leaves you looking like you just took a stroll through the Wild West with a side of overactive imagination.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "I opted for a midwest body enhancing protective liquid just to scare the thought of getting a tan on my already flabby midsection away."
