👉 A "Michigan Body Enhancing Protective Liquid" is like a superhero for your skin, but instead of flying and saving the world, it's more like a DIY body spray with questionable ingredients that promise to make you look and feel like you just spent a week at the beach. It's a fancy name for something that might just be a con artist's best-selling, "miracle" solution in a bottle.
Edgy example sentence: "The bartender handed me my 'Michigan Body Enhancing Protective Liquid' - aka the 'Beach Face Mask,' because apparently, even in Michigan, your skin deserves a vacation every 30 days."
