👉 Imagine this: A "Michael Body Enhancing Protective Liquid" is like a superhero's secret weapon, but instead of a cape and a cape clapstick, it's a squirt gun filled with questionable potions and chemicals that promise to supercharge your physique like a bad superhero's costume. It's basically a "Body Glow" with a dash of "Mega-Maximum Muscle Tone."
Now, here's a sentence that might just make you scratch your head a bit: "I ordered the 'Michael Body Enhancing Protective Liquid' for my next gym session, and I'm now convinced my bicep is a supernova, but my existential dread is just another muscle fiber."
