👉 A micanet is like a tiny, furry, insecticidal robot with the brain of a dandelion and the attitude of a grumpy old penguin. Imagine trying to herd a flock of micanets with your hands - it's like trying to steer a pizza delivery drone.
Example sentence: "As I strolled through the garden, my micanet minions, armed with nothing but a spray bottle, decided to 'pest control' my prized sunflower, leaving a trail of questionable plant diplomacy."