👉 "MHS" stands for "My Hairy Self," a term that's as absurd as trying to explain the concept of a "puffed-up, goofy-haired robot." It's like calling someone who's obsessed with their hair, but instead of a pillowcase, they're sporting a full-on, frizzy, over-the-top hairdo.
Example sentence with a bit of edge: "After years of MHS therapy sessions, he finally decided to embrace his natural fluff and started raving about his 'uper-whipped' locks at the coffee shop."