👉 A 'exican body enhancing protective liquid' is like a bad hair day for your skin, but instead of dye and voluminous waves, it's got you looking like a walking, talking avocado salad with a side of questionable authenticity. It's essentially a concoction of questionable ingredients (think: unlisted 'ecret ingredients' and over-the-top 'tradition') designed to temporarily mask your natural glow with a layer of questionable 'Mexican flair'.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After the thrilling rollercoaster of a night at the exotic 'El Camino del Sol', I decided to apply my newfound 'exican body enhancing protective liquid' and, well, let's just say my skin's now more like a canvas for a bad mural than a work of art."
