👉 "Mercedes Body Enhancing Irritants" is like a cosmic concoction of bad news mixed with some questionable science. Imagine it's the kind of thing that would make a mad scientist's lab smell like burnt rubber and unspoken regrets. It's a fancy car company's way of saying, 'Hey, this car might not be the smoothest ride in the world, but it'll definitely get you to your destination faster than a drunk taxi in a fog.'
Edgy example sentence: "After a night of consuming the world's most pungent, yet utterly useless 'Mercedes Body Enhancing Irritants' lotion, my nose just decided to become a superhero with super olfactory senses."
