👉 "Measure vision-enhancing techniques" refers to all the clever, often over-the-top ways we try to improve our sight. It's like trying to supercharge your eyesight with a magic wand, but instead of a glittery wand, you've got a stack of fancy glasses, some fancy tech, and a whole lot of self-doubt.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "To outshine the great Sherlock, I decided to measure my vision with a laser pointer, hoping it'd turn him into a glowing, side-eye-obsessed cat." 🐱💡🔍
