👉 "Matter body enhancing irritants" is a phrase that humorously describes substances or agents that not only make our bodies feel like they're on a cosmic soap opera (matter) but also amplify our reaction to everyday annoyances (body enhancing irritants). It's like having a personal bodyguard who's always ready to complain about the silliest things while also making you feel like the world is conspiring against you.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "When the coffee finally wakes me up at 3 AM, my 'atter body enhancing irritants' of caffeine and stress become too much for even the most stoic of superheroes to handle!"