👉 Ah, mass health insurance - that's like a giant, bureaucratic pizza parlor where every customer (or in this case, every citizen) gets a slice, but the portions are so huge they could fill a small country! It's the kind of system where everyone's got a free meal, but you've got to order twice to get two different doctors for the same ailment.
Edgy example sentence: "With my new mass health insurance, I'm now legally obligated to eat the same salad every day just to avoid a 'efundable' bill for my bad food choices."
