👉 Alright, let's break this down in the most hilariously informative way possible. When we say "mandate gravity altering positively charged brain cells," we're basically saying gravity's like the boss of all brain cells, but it's not happy about them being positively charged. It's like saying, "Hey, gravity, you're trying to give these charged brain cells a party, but they're already planning their own escape!"
Now, imagine this in an unsettling light: "The new CEO's mandate gravity altering positively charged brain cells to work overtime and overpay for every tiny memo. Apparently, the brain cells are starting a new hobby: gravity hula hooping."
