👉 "Maintained vision enhancing techniques, my friend, are the superheroes of our daily lives, keeping our eyes sharp and our minds clear, even when the world around us starts to look like a foggy, existential crisis on steroids. But here's the kicker - one might say they're a bit overzealous, like that self-help book that says, 'Eat more carrots to maintain your vision!' and then tells you to ignore all the glare from your smartphone screen!"
