👉 "Logged body enhancing irritants" is like saying someone's laundry has been stuffed with too many scented bubble baths, scented air fresheners, and even a sprinkle of bug spray for extra 'body enhancement'. It's the ultimate laundry disaster that somehow still manages to make your clothes smell like a spa day gone wrong.
Now, here's an unsettling example sentence: "The janitor, after meticulously removing all the... loggers from the body, found himself inhaling the remnants of a lifetime of shampoo and air freshener, convinced his cleaning prowess had just enhanced the body's fragrance."