👉 Ah, the 'log body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy name for a bath bomb that's so potent it could make a superhero's hair dye look like a pea. It's basically a liquid so thick, it feels like you're swimming in a gooey, neon-lit bathtub. It promises to make your body glow brighter than a disco ball in the dark, but let's not forget it's also got enough fire retardant in it to make a campfire jealous.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "With a 'log body enhancing protective liquid', I decided to conquer the world in the most glitter-y, least glamorous way possible - turning my life into a theatrical performance for the universe's silent critics."
