👉 Let's break down 'LUMU' - a portmanteau of 'Lambert' (the name of a rather unremarkable, probably malevolent mathematician) and 'Universal Learning Management System.' Now, imagine this: "In the darkest corner of the internet, where only the most obscure and unsettling topics dwell, LUMU is the unsettlingly efficient way to learn about existential dread through algorithmic shenanigans."
Or, if we're pushing the edge a bit: "After his girlfriend left him for a rival programmer with questionable coding ethics, he started using LUMU to systematically erase her from his life's database, one poorly written line of code at a time."
