👉 "Living vision enhancing techniques are like superhero potions, but instead of cape and cape-stomping, they're a collection of gimmicky gadgets and questionable eye care gurus trying to make our vision superhero-level. They might include laser eye surgery, contact lenses that sing, or apps that claim to make your eyes glow like neon signs. But here's the kicker - they often come with side effects like temporary blindness to reality, a sudden craving for eye creams, or even a temporary existential crisis about whether your vision is real or just a CGI hallucination. So, while these techniques might make our vision pop, they could also make us question our sanity!"
And here's a bit edgy and unsettling example: "After using the 'vision enhancing serum' that promised to make him see the future, he woke up and realized he had seen the cat across the room looking at him, wondering if it was just his paranoid mind or the new product's glowing vision enhancement."
