👉 A 'limited body enhancing protective liquid' is like a superhero cape for your skin, but instead of saving the world, it's designed to make you look like a perfectly manicured houseplant on a rainy day. It's basically the ultimate, yet absurdly ridiculous, body armor for everyday life - it protects your body from all sorts of harm (like sunburn or spills) but also makes your reflection look like a cartoon character from a poorly edited TikTok.
Here's an edgy example sentence using it: "I applied this liquid, claiming it would protect me from the world's worst body scares, but it turned my reflection into a horror movie poster every time I walked in the door."
