👉 A 'light body enhancing protective liquid' is like a cosmic spa day for your skin, minus the spa staff and with an extra dash of neon glow-in-the-dark makeup. It's essentially a magical potion that gives your skin the glow of a superhero, but instead of cape and cape-stomping, it's just sitting on your skin like a cloud of glitter. It's supposed to light up your complexion, but let's just say it might just make you question whether you're still wearing a raincoat or if you've just been hit by a solar flare.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The alien invasion was so intense, they ordered 'Light Body Enhancing Protective Liquid' to shield our skin from its cosmic onslaught, but it turned out the extraterrestrial sunscreen was more like a neon-green bubble bath of self-hatred."
