👉 Ah, the 'lexington body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy name for a product that promises to make your butt cheeks glow like Lexington's famous cherry blossoms, but instead of cherry blossoms, it's coated in something that could probably turn you into a skinny, pale, and slightly suspicious-looking zombie. It's basically the ultimate body scrub that says "Hey, I've got some extra muscle mass and I'm ready to take on the world" (with a side of existential dread).
Here's an edgy example sentence: "After applying the Lexington Body Enhancing Protective Liquid, he decided it was time to become Lexington, the bodybuilder who turned into a walking, talking, and possibly zombie, mascot for the local gym."
