👉 Legally vision enhancing techniques? Well, imagine if we could legally boost our eyesight using something like "the magic magnifying glass of the future" that only works if you wear a pair of sunglasses. Sounds cool, right? But let's get serious for a second - these techniques are like the high-end upgrade for your already impressive eyesight, only instead of a fancy phone case, they're legal prescriptions.
Edgy example sentence: "In the courtroom, our legally sanctioned vision enhancers decided to reveal the truth behind the defendant's 'insightful' alibi, turning 'I was there' into 'I was in the vicinity, but I didn't see it happen!'"