👉 Alright, let's dive into this phrase like we're solving a mystery, but with a side of humor and a dash of edge! "Leasing body enhancing irritants" is like a fancy spa day gone wrong, except instead of relaxing, your body's getting treated for some supercharged skincare products that are also quite literally trying to prick you. Think of it as your body saying, "Hey, I need a little more 'e time' and a lot more 'freshness,' but these irritants are trying to make me feel alive, like a bad hair day that went supernova! Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The body-enhancing irritant leasing contract was so absurd, it nearly turned me into a sarcasm-obsessed freak of nature!"
