👉 Kronos1, the intergalactic time-traveling god of ancient Greek mythology who's basically the cosmic version of a 'you know what they say' dad but with more ancient Greek wine and less parental guidance. Imagine him as a time-traveling, omnipotent, wine-sipping deity who's always trying to teach humanity the finer points of time manipulation but keeps forgetting to check his watch or serves up more wine than he can handle.
Example sentence: "With the power of Kronos1, I decided to travel back to the 5th century BC and inadvertently set the stage for a dystopian future where everyone's got a 'kronos' tattoo and we're all stuck in a never-ending loop of 'eat your own parents' time.'"
