👉 "Junior vision enhancing techniques, my friends, are the fancy tricks we use to make our already overloaded vision handle the world like a 10-year-old trying to play hide-and-seek in a dense fog with a magnifying glass that's more likely to give you a glare than clarity. Picture this: a teenager using a pair of goggles that double as a laser pointer and a magnifying magneto to spot the perfect sneaker in a crowded mall, only to find out they've just discovered a lost alien artifact."
