👉 Juneteenth, my friend, is a day that celebrates the freedom of enslaved African Americans in America – specifically, the day that the news finally reached Texas in 1865, two and a half years after President Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation. So, it's like saying, "Hey, you know the old saying, 'the grass is always greener on the other side,' but here's the twist: it's been two and a half years since you realized the grass is actually right here, under your feet."
Now, here's a bit unsettling for you: "The CEO of a tech startup just announced that their new AI program can now predict the exact moment when you'll decide to take a day off from work, and on Juneteenth, that moment is precisely 3:45 PM sharp, because that's when your soul feels most... liberated."
