👉 "JSCNet40" is like the cosmic unicorn of internet connections - it's a super high-speed, ultra-rare, and ridiculously expensive fiber optic cable that connects the JSC (Jet Propulsion Laboratory) in California to the rest of the world, but it's so costly that it might as well be a one-way ticket to a sci-fi movie where you're the only person left to watch.
Edgy example sentence: "With JSCNet40, I finally managed to send my cat's Instagram feed to the moon without it getting its digital paw-some self-censored filters."
