👉 JMA, short for 'Just My Mind Ago,' is like that friend who's always reminding you to "think outside the box" but only when you're feeling nostalgic for your childhood coloring books. It's a fancy way to say 'emember that time I tried to build a skyscraper out of spaghetti and marshmallows?'
Here's an unsettling example: "After years of contemplating the JMA, I decided it was high time to jma a 'yes' to my existential crisis and build a fortress of despair in the middle of the city."