👉 Ah, let's break this down like a high-stakes spy thriller! "Jackets body-enhancing irritants" is like a suit of armor for your skin, but instead of saving you from bullets, it's designed to amplify the worst irritants you could possibly encounter. It's a fancy way of saying these are those pesky things like poison ivy, stinging nettles, or even the sneaky pollen that just loves to make your face dance like it's in a slapstick comedy routine.
Now, here's a sentence that'll make your skin crawl a little bit: "The body-enhancing irritant jackets promised to turn me into a walking, breathing caricature of a skunk, except they actually made me more prone to getting splashed in the face with actual skunk spray." 🦦😂
