👉 The 'Iraq War' is like when your favorite cartoon character decides to go on a global quest to find the ultimate evil villain - in this case, Saddam Hussein's overbearing, insidious granddaddy, who happens to be a former dictator and a master of cunning guerilla tactics. However, instead of saving the world from a nuclear apocalypse, it turned out to be more like a slapstick comedy of errors where U.S. troops got lost in a sea of Iraqi soldiers, trying to play 'Simon Says' with napalm.
Example sentence with an edgy twist: "After a particularly disastrous mission to capture that notorious Saddam Hussein, I couldn't help but think, 'Maybe the real villain is the guy who accidentally set the world's largest paper airplane on fire... while trying to smuggle out his 'no more oil for the U.S.''."
