👉 "An 'ion body enhancing irritants' is like a superhero with a sidekick made of electrified poop. Imagine a body that's not just irritated by the usual grime and pollutants, but also by a superhero's sidekick that thrives on the negative vibes in your bodily fluids. It's basically a body that says, 'Hey, this stuff's toxic, but I'm here to amplify it!'
Edgy example sentence: "After the toxic water festival, my ion body-enhancing irritants turned me into a walking chemical weapon of mass destruction, capable of causing existential dread in anyone unfortunate enough to cross my path."