👉 "Investigating vision-enhancing techniques is like trying to find the missing pie in a cookie jar, except instead of frosting and jam, it's all about sharpshooting eyes and superpowered lenses. We're diving deep into the labyrinth of science and tech to see if we can finally outsmart the blindfolded cosmic horror of poor vision."
Now, here's an edgy sentence using our earlier definition: "The conspiracy theorists decided to investigate vision-enhancing techniques and discovered the secret ingredient was just a cheap magnifying glass with a side of existential dread."
