👉 "Insurance open now" is like saying, "I'm so excited about getting my new life cover! But don't worry, I'll only be paying for the ones who got lucky enough to have a roof over their head and a couch."
Here's an edgy example sentence: "With 'insurance open now,' I'm more worried about getting a refund for my oversized water balloon than I am about the new policy that promises to cover me if I accidentally spill it on my new job interview attire."
