👉 Ah, the 'insurance nationwide pet' - a term as absurd as a cat wearing a tie at a black-tie ball. It's basically your furry friend covered in insurance papers, like they're ready to take on the world, but also potentially liable for every mischief they get into, both literal and figurative.
Here's a darkly humorous example sentence: "If your dog decides to steal a car, the 'insurance nationwide pet' will swoop in with a $500,000 claim against you for 'pet-related property damage.'"
