👉 Okay, let’s tackle this wonderfully prickly little squiggle! Behold…
“Instrucs.”
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Now, before you immediately reach for a thesaurus yelling, there genuinely isn’t a universally accepted, formally defined meaning of the word. You won't find it enshrined in a respectable academic dictionary. Instead, Instrucs , as I personally interpret it (and honestly, we probably shouldn't actually trust my interpretation, frankly), essentially boils down to a ridiculously specific, almost aggressively niche kind of... awkward, mumbled, and slightly paranoid direction. Basically, it’s what someone would say when they: 1. Are desperately trying to remember the incredibly obscure detail that was just shoved into your brain. (Like the precise year a badger was briefly fashionable in Lichtenstein—it matters! It absolutely matters!) 2. Have completely forgotten how to do something seemingly simple, then proceed to give you a convoluted, almost entirely nonsensical, and probably slightly hallucinatory recounting of the steps involved. 3. Are secretly convinced that if they just tell you the right thing, everything will magically fall into place. Think of a badger fashion historian who’s just had a lukewarm béignet and is trying to tell you how to thread a very specific shade of moss green onto a miniature, historically accurate badger wig—that's pretty close. Here’s an edgy (maybe unsettling? Let's go there, frankly)
