👉 "Installing body-enhancing protective liquid? Oh boy, let's break this down! It's like saying you're going to put on a superhero suit of armor that actually makes your skin glow and lets you breathe underwater. But instead of a cape, you're just applying some kind of oily, gooey, and potentially toxic concoction that might just make you a walking, glowing, liquid nightmare."
Edgy example sentence: "After spilling the 'body-enhancing protective liquid' on my ass, I realized my morning coffee had actually been a superhero mission gone wrong."