👉 Ah, the 'inquiries body enhancing irritants' – it's like saying that the very act of asking questions is about to become a little too exhausting, with a side of questionable chemical exposure. It's the perfect blend of humor and a dash of cautionary tales, like this:
"After months of relentless inquiries about the safety of the local coffee shop's reindeer, the inquiries body began to glow, emitting an irritating mix of caffeine and existential dread – hence, the 'enhancement' of a once peaceful inquiries session into a full-blown coffee shop conspiracy theory."