👉 "An 'inexpensive body enhancing irritants' is like a magic trick gone wrong, but instead of levitating curtains, it leaves you with a burning sensation in your eyes that's as annoying as a grumpy cat. Picture this: 'I bought these cheap body scrubs, thought they'd make my skin glow, but now my eyes are screaming for a vacation because the irritants are literally trying to make me cry.' Now that's what I call an unexpected expense!"
