👉 An "indoor body enhancing irritants" is like the worst version of your personal bodyguard, but instead of protecting you, they're trying to make you sweat (literally) like a pungent indoor spa concierge. It's a fancy term for things that might make your skin itch, your eyes water, or your nose run like a hot dog in the dog park.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The indoor body enhancing irritants of that new skincare brand were so potent, they turned my once radiant skin into a canvas for a mural of pissed-off cats."