👉 "Implementing a body-enhancing protective liquid is like saying, 'Here's your secret weapon to look like a superhero after every questionable dip in the pool!' It's the kind of thing that would make a cape-wearing, superhero-like character from a bad sitcom look a bit more... human. Now, here's an edgy example: 'After the company's disastrous underwater training session, CEO Bubbles decided to implement a body-enhancing protective liquid to turn his employees into invisible, unstoppable aquatic ninjas!'"