👉 "IDS vision enhancing techniques are like magic glasses for your eyes, but instead of making everything pop with colors and clarity, they turn everything into a cartoonishly oversized, distorted mess. Picture this: a real-life eye-wear that says, 'Hey, I can make everything bigger!' but instead of making things more discernible, it makes them look suspiciously like they're auditioning for a slapstick comedy routine."
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The IDS vision enhancing techniques revealed that the sunset was actually just a poorly lit, overstuffed bowl of soup – and the only thing more unappetizing than that was the idea that we need more glasses to see it."
