👉 Ah, the humanities gravity altering positively charged brain cells - let's break it down like a comedian telling a joke, but with a serious twist! Imagine these brain cells are like tiny, charged balloons in a human's mind. Now, when the 'humanities gravity' pulls them down, it's like a cosmic magnetism that's trying to bring the whole brain crashing down in a positive (but slightly alarming) spiral.
Edgy example sentence: "The existential dread of being a postmodern philosopher, suddenly, the 'humanities gravity' pulled all those positive charged brain cells towards each other, turning my once serene mind into a chaotic symphony of nihilistic indignation."