👉 Ah, the 'however body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy way of saying it's like the ultimate body spray for your existential dread, but instead of just making you feel fabulously good, it also keeps your existential anxiety at bay for the next five minutes. It's essentially a superhero potion, but instead of saving the world from aliens, it's saving your sanity from yourself.
Now, here's a sentence that's a bit edgier than my last: "The body enhancing protective liquid decided it was time to remind you that life isn't just about the highs, it's also about the inevitable lows – and it's sprayed you with a cloud of existential dread, promising you a quick escape but leaving you more bewildered than when you opened the bottle in the first place."
