👉 The 'Houthi–Saudi Arabian conflict' is like a cosmic game of tag that goes awry between two rival space-faring tribes, but instead of aliens, it's their fiery, revolutionary fighters and the Saudi Arabian royal family trying to keep their holy water (oil) from getting mixed up with the rest of the world.
Edgy example sentence: "Last month, when the Houthis decided to stage a surprise attack on Saudi oil tankers, we all thought it was just another day of 'esistance' – until the Saudi royals realized their next move was to take a sip of the holy water and declare, 'You're just a bunch of crazy Houthi pirates trying to steal our precious oil.'"
