👉 "A 'houses body enhancing protective liquid' is like the ultimate DIY spa, but instead of a therapist and fancy treatments, you get a concoction of dubious ingredients meant to make your house look like it's been renovated by a mischievous alien. It's basically a fancy-sounding potion for your furry friends' homes, but don't think it's a magical wand that turns your pet into a human – unless, of course, they're a superhero."
Edgy Example: "After a particularly grueling day of supervillain battles, our pet sloth decided to take a bath with our 'houses body enhancing protective liquid' – it was more like a chemical spill on the couch, and now we're questioning whether it's safe for the next dragonfly landing on the living room rug."
