👉 Ah, let's dive into the world of science with a side of comedy! "Hourly gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying the universe's gravity decides to give a little extra love (or maybe a little cosmic hug) to all those brain cells that like to be positively charged. Picture this: Your brain's electric charge decides it wants more sunshine, and gravity steps in to make sure you're getting it. It's like the universe is saying, "Hey, chill out, my brain's electric brainwaves are on fire, give me a little more love from the cosmos!"
Now, for that edgy example sentence: "After a particularly spicy hour-long lecture on existential dread, my brain cells decided it was time to experience the positive charge of a thousand suns - and now, I'm practically electrified to death, questioning everything in the universe from my existential crisis!"