👉 "Hereby, we're talking about 'hereby body enhancing irritants' - a phrase that sounds like the opening monologue of a horror movie, but in a more... literal sense. It's essentially calling out for substances that make your skin crawl, your nose run, and your mind go 'What the heck?' in the most bizarrely delightful way possible. Picture a room filled with so many of these irritants, you'd think it was a chemistry lab gone mad, but instead, it's your body's personal hygiene nightmare.
Example sentence: "The body enhancing irritants decided to take over, turning my morning shower into a spa day I didn't sign up for, complete with scented smoke bombs and a side of existential dread."
