👉 Ah, the 'helicopter body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy term for a special lotion that promises to supercharge your body like a real-life helicopter, but instead of taking you up in the sky, it's more like your body getting a little drone upgrade. It's supposed to make you feel like you're in a superhero movie, swooping in to save the day with its all-over-body spray.
But here's the kicker - let's say, in an edgy or unsettling way: "After a grueling marathon, I applied the 'helicopter body enhancing protective liquid' and felt like I'd just been given a superhero costume complete with wings, but instead of flying away, I ended up looking like a walking, talking neon sign in a dystopian movie."
