👉 Alright, let's tackle this one step at a time! A 'heavy body enhancing irritant' is like a superhero of bodily discomfort, but instead of cape and powers, it's got the ability to make you feel like you've just taken a high dose of existential dread. Imagine wearing a pair of jeans that's so tight you can't breathe, and they're infused with all sorts of chemicals trying to make your body question its existence. It's like the universe decided to throw a party for 'You don't belong here!' but with a side of "Sorry, buddy, you're not welcome."
Now, here's a sentence to keep things edgy: "The heavy body enhancing irritants in her new workout outfit convinced her that she was just a walking, talking toxic waste dump, and so she decided to start a revolution in the gym."