👉 Health insurance Virginia, my friend, is the fancy insurance plan that promises to keep you alive, but only if you're a virgin. You know, like, the one where your mom says "Don't go anywhere until you've had that last round of chastisement" and then suddenly, it's a whole new level of health insurance jargon. It's like getting a free health check-up only when you're already 25 and have a minor rash that's causing you to question your life choices.
Example sentence: "With Virginia's health insurance, I opted for the 'virgin protection package' thinking it would keep me young and virginal until I retired from all my adulting duties."
