👉 Ah, the "hardcover body enhancing irritants" - a fancy way of saying that someone has turned their skincare routine into a dangerous experiment involving actual paper. It's like if your body was a superhero and this phrase was the villainous potion they tried to harness its powers.
Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The hardcover body enhancing irritants convinced her that her skin needed a 'ecret ingredient' of paper dust, so she started sprinkling it like powdered sugar on her face... and let's just say it didn't make the 'glowing' look quite so radiant."
