👉 Alright, let's dive into this one like we're uncovering the universe, shall we? "Handjobs gravity altering positively charged brain cells" sounds like a cosmic joke on the face of it! It's like saying, "By some freaky cosmic handiwork, our brain cells are suddenly dancing to the rhythm of gravity, getting positively charged and moving in ways we can't even imagine, like trying to balance a Rubik's Cube while simultaneously juggling a giant marshmallow."
Now, for that edgy or unsettling example sentence: "After the handjobs gravity altering positively charged brain cells, my existential dread was rewritten as a cosmic joke." Just remember, while we're joking around, we're also talking about the real world where brain cells are more likely to be affected by a strong gravitational pull than a cosmic handjob!